There is apparently an outbreak or an epidemic that bumped off the mina of Camissombo. What have we done to deserve this? These are the faces that arduously worked to increase the production of diamonds – the diamonds that they say precious as a gem. Do you think with what is happening with us right now, [...]
May 30, 2008
Categories: Laughter is the best medicine, My Life in Africa . Tags: amusement, Bob Thiele, comedy, destruction, entertainment, epidemic, face, fun, funny jokes, gag, George Weiss, humor, humorous, love, medicine, mother, smile, too funny . Author: malembe . Comments: Leave a Comment
Tawa naman dyan!
Kumpare 1:Pards!Ano una mong tinitingnan kapag nakakasalubong ka ng sexy girl?
Kumpare2:Una kong tinitingnan ay ang mata ng misis ko ****,alam mo namang sobra selosa non!!
May 1 mangyan pumasok sa jollibee…
Mangyan: Pabili ng pulot…
Tindera: walang pulot dito!
Mangyan: kayabangan mo! ang laki laki nung bubuyog sa labas…
Kung ikaw ay may “putok”,
wag mong ikahiya….
taas noo mo [...]
May 19, 2008
Categories: Laughter is the best medicine . Tags: amusement, comedy, entertainment, fun, funny, gag, humor, humorous, jokes, laughter, life, medicine, smile, too funny . Author: malembe . Comments: Leave a Comment
Eto ulit….
titser: juan, kilala mo ba si jose rizal?
juan: hindi ko po kilala..titser: pedro, ikaw, kilala mo ba si jose rizal?
pedro: hindi rin po e..titser: (naiinis na) wala bang nakakakilala sa inyo kay jose rizal???
ramon: ma’am, baka po sa kabilang section sya!
“Sige! Magpakasaya ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo!”- Hipon“Wag ka [...]
May 4, 2008
Categories: Laughter is the best medicine . Tags: amusement, comedy, entertainment, fun, funny, gag, Health, humor, humorous, jokes, laughter, medicine, pinoy, smile, too funny . Author: malembe . Comments: 1 Comment
time for an ice breaker…
Pedro: Pare, galing akong doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid.
Grabe, lakas na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang!
student: mam ang utot po ba bumubukol sa shorts?
teacher: NO! class remember kahit gaano kalakas ang utot di ito bubukol sa shorts.
student: patay! tae na nga ‘to.
wife: hon, sino [...]
May 3, 2008
Categories: Laughter is the best medicine . Tags: amusement, comedy, entertainment, fun, funny jokes, gag, Health, humor, humorous, laughter, medicine, pinoy, smile, too funny . Author: malembe . Comments: Leave a Comment
Tawa kayo ulit:
Mommy # 1: Ano ang ipinapainom mo sa baby mo?
Mommy # 2: Promil para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw?
Mommy # 1: Emperador para sa totoong tagumpay!
May isang bus na pinasok ng isang rapist
RAPIST: Nandito ako para mang-rape! Kung ilan ang ngipin niyo, ganun karaming beses ko kayo rereypin!
DALAGA: Naku po, pakawalan niyo [...]
May 2, 2008
Categories: Laughter is the best medicine . Tags: amusement, comedy, entertainment, fun, funny jokes, gag, Health, humor, humorous, laughter, medicine, pinoy, smile, too funny . Author: malembe . Comments: 1 Comment
Take a break from what you are doing and give yourself a time to laugh and smile. After all it takes only 17 muscles to smile while 43 muscles to frown: Here are some jokes extracted from PEX www.pinoyexchange.com :
A) Dad : “How’s school today?”
son : “We studied MATH and I did good!”
Dad : “Ows? [...]
May 1, 2008
Categories: Laughter is the best medicine . Tags: amusement, comedy, entertainment, Excerpt from PEX, fun, funny jokes, gag, Health, humor, humorous, laughter, medicine, pinoy, smile, too funny . Author: malembe . Comments: 1 Comment
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