happy christmas everyone…

From the crowded and busy streets of Hong Kong to the eagerly festive moods in the Philippines, I am extending my yuletide greetings to everyone and everybody around the world a very very happy Christmas.
Wish you today, Christmas day may bring you hope and a possibility of fulfillment to whatever you desire in the coming [...]

Beijing Olympic Games Closing Ceremony

The Beijing Olympic Games come to a close today with its closing ceremony at the National Stadium in Bird’s Nest awarding the best athletes of our entire world. We have to congratulate the Chinese people for a job well done.
Beijing’s opening ceremony was just fantastic, personally I think no one can beat that spectacular [...]

Face that only a mother can love!

There is apparently an outbreak or an epidemic that bumped off the mina of Camissombo.  What have we done to deserve this?  These are the faces that arduously worked to increase the production of diamonds – the diamonds that they say precious as a gem.  Do you think with what is happening with us right now, [...]

can’t you smile for once?

Tawa naman dyan!
Kumpare 1:Pards!Ano una mong tinitingnan kapag nakakasalubong ka ng sexy girl?
Kumpare2:Una kong tinitingnan ay ang mata ng misis ko ****,alam mo namang sobra selosa non!!
 
May 1 mangyan pumasok sa jollibee…
Mangyan: Pabili ng pulot…
Tindera: walang pulot dito!
Mangyan: kayabangan mo! ang laki laki nung bubuyog sa labas…
 
 
Kung ikaw ay may “putok”,
wag mong ikahiya….
taas noo mo [...]

the sound of laughing….

Eto ulit….

titser: juan, kilala mo ba si jose rizal?
juan: hindi ko po kilala..titser: pedro, ikaw, kilala mo ba si jose rizal?
pedro: hindi rin po e..titser: (naiinis na) wala bang nakakakilala sa inyo kay jose rizal???
ramon: ma’am, baka po sa kabilang section sya!

“Sige! Magpakasaya ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo!”- Hipon“Wag ka [...]

thanks for the laugh…

time for an ice breaker…

 
Pedro: Pare, galing akong doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid.
Grabe, lakas na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang!
 

 

student: mam ang utot po ba bumubukol sa shorts?
teacher: NO! class remember kahit gaano kalakas ang utot di ito bubukol sa shorts.
student: patay! tae na nga ‘to.
 

wife: hon, sino [...]

Laughing Out Loud

Tawa kayo ulit:

Mommy # 1: Ano ang ipinapainom mo sa baby mo?
Mommy # 2: Promil para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw?
Mommy # 1: Emperador para sa totoong tagumpay!

May isang bus na pinasok ng isang rapist
RAPIST: Nandito ako para mang-rape! Kung ilan ang ngipin niyo, ganun karaming beses ko kayo rereypin!

DALAGA: Naku po, pakawalan niyo [...]

Excerpt from PEX

Take a break from what you are doing and give yourself a time to laugh and smile.  After all it takes only 17 muscles to smile while 43 muscles to frown:  Here are some jokes extracted from PEX www.pinoyexchange.com :
A) Dad : “How’s school today?”
son : “We studied MATH and I did good!”
Dad : “Ows? [...]