Face that only a mother can love!

There is apparently an outbreak or an epidemic that bumped off the mina of Camissombo.  What have we done to deserve this?  These are the faces that arduously worked to increase the production of diamonds – the diamonds that they say precious as a gem.  Do you think with what is happening with us right now, [...]

thanks for the laugh…

time for an ice breaker…

 
Pedro: Pare, galing akong doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid.
Grabe, lakas na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang!
 

 

student: mam ang utot po ba bumubukol sa shorts?
teacher: NO! class remember kahit gaano kalakas ang utot di ito bubukol sa shorts.
student: patay! tae na nga ‘to.
 

wife: hon, sino [...]

Laughing Out Loud

Tawa kayo ulit:

Mommy # 1: Ano ang ipinapainom mo sa baby mo?
Mommy # 2: Promil para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw?
Mommy # 1: Emperador para sa totoong tagumpay!

May isang bus na pinasok ng isang rapist
RAPIST: Nandito ako para mang-rape! Kung ilan ang ngipin niyo, ganun karaming beses ko kayo rereypin!

DALAGA: Naku po, pakawalan niyo [...]

Excerpt from PEX

Take a break from what you are doing and give yourself a time to laugh and smile.  After all it takes only 17 muscles to smile while 43 muscles to frown:  Here are some jokes extracted from PEX www.pinoyexchange.com :
A) Dad : “How’s school today?”
son : “We studied MATH and I did good!”
Dad : “Ows? [...]